This journal was made at 1:25 in the morning, you must've been doing some late night skanking.

(and by late night, I mean 9 in the afternoon)

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...those decisions are better left to the suits in Washington. We're just here to eat some dude!

That's what you get when you buy a quality game.

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Very few people can look manly and intimidating holding a pink umbrella they found on the ground,
I'm very proud to say that I am most definitley not one of them.